Not Cool Hogan, Woooooo

Awoke early today (not by choice) = Not Cool
Awoke early today (not by choice) to learn that former boyhood hero, 18 time world champion wrestling legend Ric Flair had been assaulted by his daughter's boyfriend = Extremely Not Cool

Cops: Ric Flair roughed up by daughter's boyfriend
By MARLON A. WALKER – 18 hours ago
RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — Most of former professional wrestler Ric Flair's fights were scripted. But Chapel Hill, N.C., police didn't find anything fake about the blood and bruises on the Nature Boy after a fight with his daughter's 22-year-old boyfriend.

Neither man was charged, but Flair's daughter, Ashley Elizabeth Fliehr, was charged for resisting police after the 22-year-old became belligerent and kicked an officer, Chapel Hill police Lt. Kevin Gunter said Tuesday.

Neighbors called police about 2:30 a.m. Friday about a fight at an apartment in the city about 30 miles northwest of Raleigh. The fight was over, but officers followed a trail of blood to Fliehr's apartment.

She told police the men had fought but it was over and things were fine. Officers found the 59-year-old Flair, whose real name is Richard Fliehr, on a bed in the back room. The boyfriend was in another part of the apartment.

Flair admitted fighting with the boyfriend but he didn't want to press charges, Gunter said. Gunter refused to give the boyfriend's name because he was not charged.

"He was kind of elusive," Gunter said of Flair. "He said everything was fine. Officers said he had a 'no problems here' kind of attitude. He just wanted everything forgotten."

To respect the Nature Boy's legacy, the link below is required viewing. At :17 seconds is absolute classic material - Flair takes off his shoes and screams "my shoes cost more than your house!"